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Thieves stole 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania. Police are scrambling (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by otter to c/offbeat

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When one hard-boiled officer by the name of Benedict was asked to comment about the egg poaching, he said, "I don't think this theft will go over easy."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

But so far, the police are bedeviled. When asked about the appearance of potential suspects, the Chef of Police reported, "albumen."