thefartographer

"Some of those who can't afford Porsches are the same that yell at horses."

Why would you rebuild infrastructure for homeless people? Thems billionaire land now.

Next executive order: Providing Public Shovels for Self-Burial Before Expiration

/s or something. I don't know what anything is anymore

That's, like, $80 of duct tape in today's money

I dunno. Seems pretty harsh to me compared to the other traitor from the northeast.

Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.

These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they're all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don't see any doctors or leave. Ever.

- Written by the proud parent of 2 "normal" children and 6 underground children, probably

He should sign another eggsecutive order

Whose tongue in whose cheek? Are you hitting on me? It's working.

That's far too reasonable and measured. Get off the internet, you... you... Poopie-head!

Thanks for that! I'll have to mostly take your word for it.

Except for the .ml part. What on Earth is going on over there???

Does he have any weak opinions?

severe intellectual disabilities, psychiatric problems, or other mental or physical conditions

So trump is confirming his numerous physical and mental deficiencies?

This is the closest they'll get to finding out what they'd do if they were zapped back in time to Germany in 1930. Apparently, the answer is "wait and see."