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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lots of jewellery. Got to bring it all back to the old volcano. No fly zone for eagles, again. Damn.

[–] SurfinBird 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

jingle-jingle

Legolas: Oh shit... Glamrond the Fabulous draws near...

jingle -jingle

Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

jingle-jingle

Legolas: He is... Dripping with Rizz...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

oh god and of course they'd have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Perhaps a diadem? The ol HP-LOTR crossover?