Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because it’d be the same when you open the slightly smaller box so that’s why it should be shipped in a small box inside of a slightly bigger box inside of another slightly bigger box to solve that problem.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The real solution here is to put each cricket in an individual box inside the larger one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

This guy ships!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Presumably they would write "WARNING OPENING THIS BOX WILL RELEASE HUNDREDS OF CRICKETS" on it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Just throw a ‘c’ on it so people know.