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Teen banned from play parks before trial for alleged sex act with rocking horse and branch (www.gazettelive.co.uk)

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A teen has been banned from Teesside play parks ahead of a trial for an alleged sex act involving a rocking horse and a branch.

Callum Green, 18, appeared before Teesside Magistrates' Court on Monday afternoon where he pleaded not guilty to the common law charge of outraging public decency, in a Hartlepool play area.

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The charge reads: "You, in a public place committed an act outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner, namely inserting parts of a "rocking horse" inside yourself whilst masturbating, then pulled a branch off a tree and penetrated yourself."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I second that.

I'm glad I got most of my silly shit out of the way before camera phones took off. I wore a wedding dress about two months before a close friend got one. Those who were there have a treasured (and hilarious) memory, the image, however, won't follow me around wherever I go.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry, AI can fix that for you, so you have all your cherished memories..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No ta!