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Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say (www.cnn.com)

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Trump administration officials fired more than 300 staffers Thursday night at the National Nuclear Security Administration — the agency tasked with managing the nation’s nuclear stockpile — as part of broader Energy Department layoffs, according to four people with knowledge of the matter.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I wonder how many nukes are gonna disappear.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

Why don't we ask Jeff?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I already took 12 of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Got me a four pack. Just traded two eggs.

I'm feeling remorse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dunno, but I hope one makes it to the Palestinians so this war can end. Mutually-assured destruction is a wonderful thing.