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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No no no. Chop chop master onion head taught me everything I need to know.

Kick punch it's all in the mind, if ya wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find, the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya! Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher! Now...

KICK!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Step on the gas.
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