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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just get a ute and some angle grinders, detach the entire thing from the bus stop at the dead of night and take your time to work on it at home

Just make sure your hiding your identity

Use a super common ute with a number plate switcher that rolls the number plates and switch number plates in a large enough area with camera deadspots

Then ditch the car somewhere, light it up to incinerate it and switch to another vehicle in another camera deadspot