this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fuck the rules, it's 3 million, I'm going to do whatever is necessary to smash that glass ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The images are made to look like CCTV footage of a bus stop, but there is zero chance they left that much money in there unprotected. You could just ram it with a car and haul it home. Either it's fake money or it was only there for a day with a crew for filming.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

There was a contracted security guard there at all times, a rule that you couldn't use any tools, and they called it off after a day when the bus stop frame started to weaken. Only $500 of real money was placed on top of a bunch of fake money.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

There isn't any actual money inside.