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the plastic in the lamination would foul it.
Personally.... I would have gotten a hammer-drill and put a chisle bit on it. It'll take time but you'll get there. Alternatively, I'd attack the seam around it (Cutter spreader should take that nicely.) (you can rent a hammer drill for like... 50 bucks. and I know you can rent various types of cutter spreaders, too.)
If my memory is correct there's a guard just out of frame that was preventing that stuff.
Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have "car accident" in the wee hours.
Your comment is the fifth from the top in my view. And I had already decided to crash a car without airbags into the sign. Why wait for the wee hours? Just do it®
Legit? Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.
I mean its 3 MILLION DOLLARS! but its also only 3 million dollars. If I have to replace the bus stop, pay a bunch of lawyer fees, have my licence revoked for a year or two, possibly have charges on my record that would make it hard to get a job... Its "life just got a lot easier" money but not quite "Set for life"
OK, that's true, I hadn't considered that part of it. But as I said it was a quite fast idea.