this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
763 points (98.7% liked)

The Onion

5235 readers
1081 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I also ate it. Was just about to scroll by when I say the community. 100% plausible thing for him to say.