this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"While you had premarital sex, I studied the blade!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Tom studied that widow too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Widow, she was married before, not premarital

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't think you know what "premarital" means. They weren't married

pre·mar·i·tal [prēˈmerədl] adjective

>occurring or existing before marriage: 
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm just joking man. It obviously doesn't count since he wasn't married this whole comment chain and post are jokes