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If only divorce was a simple form..
It is though, if it's amicable. It only gets complicated if you disagree on who gets what.
If there aren't kids or pets involved, just hire an arbiter and be done with it in a day.
I've been in this situation. Amicable. Split evenly. No kids. A half hour with my buddy who is a lawyer to sign papers and done.
If finances also are separate it can be very quick
That depends on the laws in your area though. In some areas, separate accounts mean something, whereas in others, any income after marriage is considered combined, regardless of who owns the accounts.
That said, if it's amicable, it's fast regardless. Just get a third party to work out the details and it'll be fast.
Depends where you are. There's companies here that'll come to your house and divorce you in a morning.
Civil unions work like that over here. I could walk into town hall tomorrow and tell them I want to separate from my SO and all I need is my autograph, not even hers.
What about assets and everything else that goes along with a relationship?
And that’s how it should work right? Nobody should be allowed to keep someone hostage in a “relationship”.
Marriage isn't just a relationship, it's a financial partnership. It's complicated to dissolve because money and shared property are complicated. Fortunately it's easy to avoid. Don't get married, and if you want to end a relationship you can simply walk out the door without a word anytime you want.
I’ve currently been trying to get divorced for almost 12 months. My ex left me for someone else so you’d think it’d be an open and shut case but she’s also being belligerent within the legal process and drawing out the timeline.
I find it incredible how many hoops need jumping through in Australia just to not be legally bound to a cheating spouse.