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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I had no idea he was Muslim.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago

I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.