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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

No way he is muslim. Tf?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean look at all the fake-ass christians infecting the world, is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of fake-ass muslims too? I was friends with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and he told me it was commonplace in Jordan to have a group of men drinking tea at a cafe, except the tea pot was full of liquor. I don't know if it was meant to hide it from other people, hide it from god, or both.

[–] Sturgist 3 points 3 hours ago

I mean. The only place to get alcohol past midnight in the Canadian town I grew up in was an all night tea house. But we were just trying to hide it from the cops.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe Christianity wasn't misogynistic enough?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"too weak"