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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.