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Doug Ford celebrates majority win by demolishing closest hospital (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] HungryJerboa 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He might call another election just before the sale because he needs a strong mandate to carve up this province by finding "efficiencies" (remember those?)

[–] corsicanguppy 2 points 4 hours ago

efficiencies

The cornerstone of the con platform.

service 'efficiencies'
trickle down
tough guy
it's the non-con leader's fault and we should get rid of him in the weekly non-confidence effort.