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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Had a nibble on that onion.

Breaking records with that abysmal voter turnout ☹️.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Hey, it's up 1.4% from 2022 😀

No but seriously, wtf man, 45% voter turnout...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I think he’d just give it to a friend so they could run it for-profit.