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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.

Assembly: you are a cyborg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Assembly: you are a cyborg.

Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 48 minutes ago

Something wrong with:

#include <Arduino.h>


void loop()  {
digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
delay(1000);
digitalWrite(13, LOW);
delay(1000);
}

? 😂🤮