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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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What a wild fucking ride. You would think typing that all out might have turned on a light or two, but nope.
See, she’s the good kind of federal worker. It’s just the others that are bad.
Everybody knows you pick rotten fruit not fresh. Sheesh. Man, analogies are hard.
The absolute best part is her saying that they shouldn't just fire probationary employees, but they also shouldn't believe the five things in an email either.