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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Daelsky 21 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."

I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I thought he was broke and about to go to jail unless he became president and illegally stopped all investigations against him. So that he could again go to golf orgies where he could be a pedo. But okay.....

I'm sorry ma'am, the cash register is broken!

Oh I'm sorry, I don't have change for a hundred

Oh sir, we only accept 20's or lower currency. It's for our safety!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It has been since 2017 when he took office. Satire is dead.