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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Red Green said something very similar.

[–] BeigeAgenda 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He said: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. "

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"Keep your stick on the ice fellas, and remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah, I gotta watch more Red Green.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Truer words have never been spoken. Fantastic show.