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Try this not at a house party.*
I'm lucky that I met my fiance after being loaned to her as a sex toy by someone I met on OKC
* What I mean here is that there aren't many "third-spaces" as the neo-urbanists call them, where it is assumed to be appropriate to approach anyone romantically. Workplaces have HR, and contrary to Pornhub there aren't many chances for romantic connection in your home.
My hypothesis is that having a place where people go to see and be seen is essential to the human mating process.
Well, that's one hell of a meet-cute.
It was at a kink convention. We got a round of applause from a man in the Sex Room, and we embraced him. Then as we smoked outside an old lady said "Oh, aren't you a cute couple" and we had to explain that we'd just met.