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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province (www.thebeaverton.com)

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OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

New York, Oregon, Washington, and California could just join now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

CASCADIA BABY!