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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

2047 if you use your dick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

the bit change operation from 0 to 1 can require a bit of effort, but the sudden switch from 1 to 0 makes it worthwhile

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

This guy counts in tallywhackers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait can you go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Pee off, pee on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Only half that of these use your dick.