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Perfection within the week (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like you're fucking supposed to.

[–] corsicanguppy 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No! Agile! Pivot! Synergy! Other CEO-bro buzzwords! Line must go up faster!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Fuck me, this is some solid triggerage. Spent a year with those buzzwords before the cunt of a PO fucked off elsewhere and now we’re painfully fixing all the agile bullshit that got deployed under him and putting proper frameworks and foundations in place.