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The correct reply is...
"There's really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you're into]. After that, I might consider it."
"... If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural..."
Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
Make a WikiHow, don't let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
That’s oddly specific
A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.