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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 days ago (23 children)

I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.