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Anon finally finds a girlfriend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Fake and gay but also🥚

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

If these guys are so starved for sex, I don't understand why they don't just fuck each other.

What's more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who's going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.

You're getting a nut, and you're helping your fellow bros. What's the problem?

Edit: inserted "don't" in the obvious place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?

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