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Ok I’m confused how did he die the second time?
The bible just says he "was taken up into heaven", not saying how and suspiciously using passive voice. So aliens.
The demiurge took him
https://www.gospels.net/judas :)
Ok cool so the aliens are going to drop him back off again and he’s going to take all these moron evangelical people with him back to the Death Star or whatever. I hope
He said he taught in parables (occulted information) so certain people wouldn't be "saved" (I assume because they were greedy and hateful that would pervert the information, as has been proven since, repeatedly, and misuse it to the ends of oppression in the service of greed; but this is after a few years reading/studying the Ethiopian Bible and related texts, such as Jewish encyclopedia among many other things), and stop taking everything so literally.
Wow, really sounds like the work of an all-loving god.
I guess all of those people who were genocided in his name in the OT didn't deserve to be "saved" either.
He did his part. Now it's our turns
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labours_of_Hercules
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+17%3A20-21&version=KJV
ETA https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+82%3A6-7&version=KJV
He didn't. he's just lost. That's why everyone tries to find him