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Are you part of Jesus's vampire coven now?
That'd definitely be cooler than the reality.
I was born in a European country much further to the east, escaped when there were soldiers on the street, ended up arriving in Britain not far from Whitby and have issues with sunlight, so....
I think I've passed through there by car once. It's either the country with the bullet holes in the neighbouring houses, or the one where the police pull you over for a bribe.
It's both!
If you have issues with sunlight, Britain is the right place to be