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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

I also choose that guy's dead fish