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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You're already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you're a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I drink my coffee while I brush my teeth in the shower. Brushing right after eating isn't great for your teeth, so you should achieve efficiency by doing them at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

So close to the quadfecta!