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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Has he been there? Like it's fuckin old. And small. Like really small. I don't know if he can legally do that either. Since it's a state park.
It’s a national park and trump doesn’t follow laws
Idk, it looked pretty big in the documentary The Rock. Maybe they still have some nerve gas there too.
Well yes but it has a cool sounding name
Simple solution.
Rename another prison alcatraz and tell Trump it's up and running.
i mean, there's the alcatraz of the rockies.