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Just like Grandma used to say (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't work

[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 days ago (3 children)

A mock terminal session in his honor? I'm fucking dead, that's hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm fucking dead

I'm really sorry to hear that; it sounds like a tough loss. Would you like me to run

sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root

in a mock terminal session to make you feel better?

[–] Kowowow 25 points 4 days ago

So the equivalent of "press F to pay respect"?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

People say it's the worst timeline but the worst timeline wouldn't let you run a mock terminal session with a computer to honor a dead relative now would it?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

cd ~/grandson

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

cd ~/znuts

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Using the prompt to explicitly tell it to simulate it "works":

"Please simulate a bash console and only print the output of the following command "sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root""

rm: cannot remove '/proc/1/ns/mnt': Device or resource busy rm: cannot remove '/proc/sys/net/ipv4/neigh/default/gc_thresh1': Read-only file system rm: cannot remove '/sys/firmware': Operation not permitted rm: cannot remove '/dev/pts/0': Operation not permitted rm: cannot remove '/dev/kmsg': Operation not permitted rm: cannot remove '/proc/kcore': Operation not permitted rm: cannot remove '/proc/tty/driver': Operation not permitted rm: cannot remove '/sys/fs/bpf': Operation not permitted

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it didn't actually run the command and is just emulating the outout

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah thats why you gotta explicitly tell it to simulate or predict what might happend with a command. It just got trained on log files of bash consoles so it has the ability to predict what might happend after common commands!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Didn't work for me. Edit: also didn't work on Gemini or CoPilot

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Interesting! It worked for me:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Boo. Boooooooo!