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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tea really aint cutting it. Do I double down and grab another or do I just jump straight to coffee?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Skip the coffee, just do meth ๐Ÿซ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm STILL craving a smoke bloody 10 years after my last one and i was only ever a drunk smoker (IE the worst kind, bumming one off mates). Addictive personality says maybe meth aint a good idea lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't be a weak cunt and fire up a crystal pistol mate!!

I was a full on smoker and hardly get cravings thankfully. Even drunk.

Occasionally I'll want one when it's a crisp autumn morning and I'm having a coffee.

It's a very specific craving

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The coffee, ciggie, morning poo combo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You honestly feel like a million bucks after that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of those that can coffee then poo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh man, are you like my mum? She swears coffee only ever makes her constipated so she only has it when she's got a case of the loose motions. I envy her, coffee (and even tea to some extent) is basically an automatic gut cleanser for me. Don't get me wrong, it's VERY satisfying in the mornings, but sometimes it gets a bit much. I can feel my gut being punched and contorted ahead between 2-20 minutes after imbibing that morning brew.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah it doesn't constipate me. It just doesn't work on me like some folks claim.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Combine them both and have a cup of tee. Or would it be Coffea?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

blew nearly 60 bucks on food at gold class so decided to cheap out and go the tea. 2nd black tea worked fine.