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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe bathing the IUD in a numbing lubricant, and coating the lady's internals using a gentle wand with the same stuff? Assuming that sort of thing isn't already done.

[–] Revan343 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I was gonna say, dip the thing in lidocaine gel first

(Or maybe cocaine; not sure if lidocaine's vasoconstriction would be a problem)