this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Too Dumb To Imagine

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So dumb that you couldn't even have imagine it.

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[–] baggins 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Inb4 trump gets stage 12 prostate cancer. He has the biggest and greatest cancer of all time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will bet good money that if Biden started getting massive sympathy, Trump is going to say that he has stage 47 cancer in his ear due to being almost assassinated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That poor cancer. I feel sorry for it

[–] floofloof 4 points 1 week ago

Before prostate cancer gets stage 12 Donald Trump, you mean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yea, I'm pretty sure he's the cancer.