Transcript:
Tucker Carlson: In Reagan's America, this is the sandworm. It looks like a moist, luscious, womanly vagina.
Tucker Carlson: But now look at it, in 2021, it looks like a hairy butthole. Androgynous, could even be gay. It could make your kids gay. This is what the woke Hollywood agenda wants.
I hate that I had to look this up to find out if it was real. Thank fuck it isn't, but I don't even think that makes me feel better.