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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep being salty. I'm sorry mate, your inability to get ahead isn't my problem, but maybe it's just easier to convince yourself that your just a victim instead of being an unsuccessful bigoted little troll. This is a 'you' problem. I have zero guilt. Literally zero about owning property. If you need to call me a leech to make yourself feel better about being a complete fuck up, have at it. Hope it helps you feel better about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

your inability to get ahead isn't my problem

It doesn't exist at all, making assumptions to look stupid again bruh

I have zero guilt

Liaaarrrrrr lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatever you have to tell yourself mate. Trolls gonna troll I guess.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I'm gonna keep calling you a shitty leech if you keep trynna defend your pathetic ass, it's pretty simple