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Israel facing huge dilemma over whether to assassinate Liam and Greta (www.normalisland.co.uk)

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Life as a genocidal settler-colony can be hard. You just want to quietly go about your day, exterminating the natives to fulfil your Biblical prophecy of Disney Land Gaza, but you keep running into problems like "international law" and "public opinion".

Israel was close to clearing the skeletal population out of Gaza when they heard something truly terrifying is on its way. No, not the asteroid at the edge of the solar system that may or may not be an earthbound alien mothership! I'm talking about something much scarier: international wanted terrorist Greta Thunberg and her second-in-command Liam Cunningham, a fearsome warrior who was forged in the fires of Westeros. The pair are travelling aboard a flotilla of... humanitarian aid ships.

As you can imagine, the 4"10 autistic girl and her loyal assistant strike fear into the heart of every IDF soldier. The situation could only be scarier if Ms Rachel was aboard one of those vessels, but that doesn't bear thinking about. Israeli drone operatives are in a difficult position: if they do what they want to the Freedom Flotilla, they could find themselves charged with "war crimes", and if they allow the boats to get through, it will set the precedent that Palestinians eat. As you can imagine, Israeli strategists are in panic mode, trying to figure out the best way forward.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

all the Jews ended up in Germany, Poland, Russia and the eastern US.

It's not that simple either, some chuds are even refusing Jewish status to most of eastern European Jews because they are allegedly descended from Khazars (some are but most are descended from western European Jews fleeing the pogroms to relatively more tolerant east Europe, also not like that even matters if someone isn't into calipers).