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Star Trek the rest of the time:
Fuck you, Rick Berman
Been waiting all day for this response. Thank you.
No problem. I'll say that every opportunity I get.
To this day I wonder if Jolene wore prosthetic nipples.
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm haunted by your Starfleet bodysheen
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Did props enhance your Vulcan silhouette scene?
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Your catsuit fit like warp core light
With no support in plainest sight
And every week I'd watch and stare
At angles broadcast everywhere
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They said that Vulcans don’t feel shame
But still I wondered all the same
Was there some silicone beneath?
Or was it just the room’s AC?
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Did costume tech enhance what we have seen?
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Were those effects… or real beneath that green?
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I’ve scrolled through posts and freeze-frames too
Each theory has its loyal crew
Some claim it’s all just natural
Some blame the lighting on the hull
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The forums flame, the memers fight
Did someone chill that set at night?
Or were those subtle, sculpted fakes
To boost those Thursday Nielsen takes?
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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m not obsessed—just nerdy and quite keen
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please answer us… was padding in the scene?
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Great to wonder about such things