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"Blockchain Developer"
"Rockstar" "Ninja"
"Hardcore Coding Bro Ready To Crush Some Code"
Where do I apply?
"Adderall-Chuggin' Monster-Energy Fiend With Mad Full-Stizzack Java Skizzills, Brah"
“You write fast, efficient and safe code”
I don’t think any of that is possible on a blockchain.
Pick any 2
With blockchain? Pick one.
I only need 1: 'Undocumented "feature" generator'
im a for loop developer
We’re looking more for “do”ers, not “for”ers.
Ya I wouldn't apply to any role at this company if I saw that, that's a major red flag that their VC money has either run out or is about to lol