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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes officer, this person right here

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You always were.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

[–] MadMadBunny 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.

[–] MadMadBunny 2 points 1 week ago

Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her "exotic pet"