this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Haha, dumbass! You're great 👍🏻

[–] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

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