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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

found 7745962577 vulnerabilities (7653345675 low, 91726393 medium, 817263 high, 73246 critical)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vulnerabilities are flaws in software that may allow an attacker to gain control of or eavesdrop a system.

They are categorized into low, medium, and high severities based on how easy it is to exploit the vulnerability and how much damage a successful attack utilizing that vulnerability would do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'll add that you get these vulnerability reports whenever you install a new module into a node project, though the example here is extreme.