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I know it's the onion community, but I'm sure some people honestly believe this.
I had a relative somewhat recently make the statement that christians are the most oppressed group in the United States. She said that to me, a member of the LGBT community. Not that it's a competition, but I can think of several dozen groups of people in the USA who I would consider to be more oppressed, but what do I know?
If someone said that to my face I dont think I'd be able to resist a confused "how?"
"bUt YoU gUyS gEt a WhOlE month!!1@7!!
What about this completely made up counter point, that totally happened and I'm not making up as I go?"