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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago (21 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 days ago (1 children)

*Gregnant.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

*pargnet

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (4 children)

*pregangante

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

*Preganté 🤌

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

*Starch Masks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

*Luigi Board

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago

Reddit be like

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

*paraglided

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

pomegrante.

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