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Trump promotes UFC fight at White House in 2026 (www.msn.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Full on Idiocracy now

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“We’re going to have B-2s and F-22s and F-35s flying right over the White House,” Trump told reporters before flying to Iowa.

God. I know it's effectively an impossibility, but if there was ever a time I'd love to see the military turn on Trump, this is it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And everyone knows B-2s and F-35s are invisible, so there's no point in flying them as a display.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

The John Cena of aircraft....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

One silly boi falling onto oval office could've saved so many lives.