this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

7 when the story happened, tells it 15 years later in 2020, so I'm supposed to believe this guy is 7 - 15 + 2025 - 2020 = -3 today. Something doesn't check out about this story.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Seems like they had the same math teacher as Anon.